October 19, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Why This Week is a Gong Show

10) Stephen Harper gets a poll saying the Liberals and Tories are neck and neck. Stephen harper does the right thing and kicks out the reason for his slump in the polls, Garth Turner.


9) Ignatieff campaign co-chair Denis Coderre officially makes worst joke in parliamentary history, talking about Jean-Pierre Blackburn as Lawrence Cannon’s, long lost brother Loose Cannon (I know, it’s even more pathetic when it’s translated)

8) Coderre redeems himself by calling Development Minister Josee Verner an “innocente qui n’a pas sa place au Cabinet” Rough translation: She is a clueless person who doesn’t belong in Cabinet. I would scold Denis for being mean…but he is factually correct.

7) Lucien Bouchard calls Quebecers lazy. Half of us get off our lazy asses and agree with him in a poll.

6) After Bernier blames high gas prices on the environmentalists and Blackburn blames the softwood crisis on environmentalists, we are waiting with baited breath for Tony Clement to close another hospital and blame Elizabeth May…

5) Irwin Cotler is gonna wanna sleep on Michael Ignatieff’s couch for a little while after Cotler supported Ignatieff over his own wife…oy, Irwin is the doghouse now…

4) “You do not know of what you speak about.” “Do you know how difficult it is to set targets?” Apparently not as difficult as forming a proper sentence in English. Yes I know Stephane “THAT IS UNFAIR!”

3) Jason Cherniak complaining about bias…I didn’t make that up…I know…PRICELESS

2) Andre Boisclair made it to the National Assembly this week…in unrelated news…remind the pages to check their text messages…

1) Still in search for something that shrinks faster than the Ontario economy under the NDP government, Bob Rae jumps naked into a freezing lake…

13 Commentaires:

Blogger duojet57 a dit...

Antonio

Clearly, the sound of the air coming out of Iggy's tires and rush of people jumping off of his bandwagon has got you cranky.

What is the point of your Boisclair message? It's not funny. It's obscene and offensive.

10/19/2006 9:01 a.m.  
Blogger Kyle Carruthers a dit...

Cherniak is right about a bias towards Dion and Kennedy. Deny it all you like, but it is true.

10/19/2006 9:51 a.m.  
Blogger grit heart a dit...

Antonio:

The Boisclair comment is uncalled for.

10/19/2006 11:15 a.m.  
Blogger WestmountLiberal a dit...

LOL great post Antonio!
We disagree on few things but this one is classic.
The Boisclair point is...sassy! I'm guessing you've seen him in action in the Gay Village, non?
I've got #11 coming your way later today.

10/19/2006 11:28 a.m.  
Blogger Antonio a dit...

oh come on people...a little humor never hurt anyone...besides the pages in the national Assembly are university students and like 24 years old sometimes, not 16.

And I did say the two were "unrelated"

doesnt change the fact that this week has been a complete gong show. I still think the Bob Rae one is funnier

10/19/2006 12:20 p.m.  
Blogger andrewridgeley a dit...

For goodness' sake. André himself would probably find that funny.

10/19/2006 12:29 p.m.  
Blogger grit heart a dit...

I think most, if not all of, the "gong" this past week belongs to Michael Ignatieff.

10/19/2006 1:06 p.m.  
Blogger Antonio a dit...

JJ

when will you let up and cut me some slack just once...im serious...just once

10/19/2006 1:25 p.m.  
Blogger MERBOY a dit...

The Boisclair comment is pretty offensive... at the same time it's possible I'm just jealous... what's he doing sending txt messages to pages... HELLO I'm available...

10/19/2006 2:39 p.m.  
Blogger Quebec Liberal a dit...

Reading Fuddle Duddle one gets the impression that part of Michael Ignatieff's recent difficulties stemmed, at least in part, from following the mindset of the Fuddle Duddle bloggers.

Its too bad.

10/19/2006 8:53 p.m.  
Blogger big gay al's big gay liberal sanctuary a dit...

Antonio, don't you be accepting a pager job for Boisclair now!

Your talents are much better served derailing the Ignatieff campaign.

Tell you what, after the convention, you can get that job in Quebec City!

You're super!

10/20/2006 12:19 a.m.  
Blogger Antonio a dit...

Hein Big Gay Al is a rae supporter!

I didnt know he had south park characters too. Did Bob sign a form 6 for Cartman as well?

You guys have to be careful not to reveal your hand too much...

He got that job on his own merits boys...play nice.

Wait til i find out which one of you smearers is Lavoie...oh boy I cant wait.

And for anybody to think that a small useless blogger like myself is derailing the Ignatieff campaign, you guys must think I am pretty influential. Keep dreaming...I know I am not.

10/20/2006 9:24 a.m.  
Blogger Reality Bites a dit...

Your comment about Boisclair was as funny as Cheryl Gallant telling Bill Graham to ask his boyfriend.

Perhaps she needs a speechwriter.

10/20/2006 10:00 p.m.  

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