Top Ten Reasons Why This Week is a Gong Show

10) Stephen Harper gets a poll saying the Liberals and Tories are neck and neck. Stephen harper does the right thing and kicks out the reason for his slump in the polls, Garth Turner.

9) Ignatieff campaign co-chair Denis Coderre officially makes worst joke in parliamentary history, talking about Jean-Pierre Blackburn as Lawrence Cannon’s, long lost brother Loose Cannon (I know, it’s even more pathetic when it’s translated)

8) Coderre redeems himself by calling Development Minister Josee Verner an “innocente qui n’a pas sa place au Cabinet” Rough translation: She is a clueless person who doesn’t belong in Cabinet. I would scold Denis for being mean…but he is factually correct.

7) Lucien Bouchard calls Quebecers lazy. Half of us get off our lazy asses and agree with him in a poll.

6) After Bernier blames high gas prices on the environmentalists and Blackburn blames the softwood crisis on environmentalists, we are waiting with baited breath for Tony Clement to close another hospital and blame Elizabeth May…

5) Irwin Cotler is gonna wanna sleep on Michael Ignatieff’s couch for a little while after Cotler supported Ignatieff over his own wife…oy, Irwin is the doghouse now…

4) “You do not know of what you speak about.” “Do you know how difficult it is to set targets?” Apparently not as difficult as forming a proper sentence in English. Yes I know Stephane “THAT IS UNFAIR!”

3) Jason Cherniak complaining about bias…I didn’t make that up…I know…PRICELESS

2) Andre Boisclair made it to the National Assembly this week…in unrelated news…remind the pages to check their text messages…

1) Still in search for something that shrinks faster than the Ontario economy under the NDP government, Bob Rae jumps naked into a freezing lake…