Experts are Hard to Come By

So, for months the Conservatives listened long and hard at the Zytaruk tape. And despite Stephen Harper discussing what was said in the tape, after months of investigations and Iam sure, thousands of dollars to pay these “experts”, the Conservatives have determined that the tape was a FORGERY!

Why?

Because apparently, if a reporter stops the tape, then starts it again, he might as well throw the tape out the window.

So what is the moral of the story here folks? There are two.

If ever you say something stupid to a reporter, turn around and walk away. Then, when he turns the recorder off, "swivel around on your heels" and start talking again, so you can later unleash a pack of lawyers on the unassuming reporter.

Most importantly, the real lesson is...

If you have evil lawyers and millions of dollars to spend, you can make a decent enough allegation that anything is a forgery, even the Conservative Party of Canada…